Living at the North Pole Sucks

Yeah, it's April 4th and there's new snow on the ground.  Long timers up here say they've seen it snow in every month of the year.  I just want some spring dammit!  Gimme my spring.

On the plus side, it will cover up the mountains of dog crap lining the sidewalks and over powering my nasal passages as the the winter snow was melting.